Olive: Look into my eyes mommy, and get distracted by my cuteness.
Olive: (shouting) Ugh!!!! Stupid Air!!!
Olive: Daddy probably picked the pretty ones because he loves you… (long pause) or he just threw them in the cart.
(while our internet is down)
Olive: I would rather go to school than have no internet.
Mommy:I’m making supper tonight, not daddy.
Olive: Ohhh, but I wanted to enjoy my food.
Olive: Fat is only fun if it’s pregnant.
Daddy: Ok, who’s having a s’more?
Brixton: Can I have mine not toasted?
Daddy: What? A s’more is supposed to be toasted.
Brixton: I’d just like the marshmallow, chocolate and gra’HAM cracker?
Mommy: WHAT did you call it? It’s graham.
Brixton: Gra’HAM… What, that’s how you spell it!
Mommy: (laughing uncontrollably) Gra’HAM, I like it.
Daddy: You know Olive, school is starting soon and you’re going to need to wear your clothes regularly again.
Olive: I know, but I don’t need to now. And I’m helping mommy by not making laundry.
Mommy: Olive, what would you like for supper.
Olive: I’d like cheese and salami wraps with crackers.
Mommy: Are you sure you don’t want something else.
Olive: No, I don’t want to make it too challenging for you because daddy does the cooking.
Brixton: Wow, that squirrel just jumped four Minecraft blocks wide!